GOGGLE AT GAGGLES BUT HIDE FROM A PRIDE
Should you goggle at gaggles?
Grab some binoculars. Give it a try.
You’ll spot noisy geese flying up in the sky.
a gaggle of geese
Should you hike with a troop?
Check with your parents. I’m sure it’s all right.
Marching with monkeys would be quite a sight.
a troop of monkeys or kangaroos
Should you scream at a murder?
Scream as loud as you can. It’s always great fun.
To watch nervous crows flap away one by one.
a murder of crows
Should you hide from a pride?
If you ever see lions cavorting in bunches,
They might be out looking for kids for their lunches.
a pride of lions
Should you swim with a fluther?
A fluther of jellyfish looks really neat,
But they’ll give you welts from your ears to your feet.
a fluther of jellyfish
Should you sit on a cete?
If you like wild rides.
Reclining on badgers. Now there’s a strange sight.
If that’s what you do, then you’d better hold tight.
a cete of badgers
Should you bathe with a bask?
Though crocs in a bask may wear a big smile,
They’re thinking of you as dessert all the while.
a bask of crocodiles
Should you ride on a bike?
Don’t do it.
You won’t have to balance. You surely won’t fall.
But riding on ants would be no fun at all.
a bike of ants or bees
Should you duel with a sord?
Dueling with ducks would be crazy to do,
Unless your opponent has dueling ducks too.
a sord of mallard (ducks)
Should you eat peas on a pod?
Can you swim?
If you eat your peas there, you’ll have a great tale,
Because you’ll be eating on top of a whale.
a pod of whales, porpoises or seals
Should you paint with a zeal?
Bring all of your colors, from pastel to bright,
Though most of the zebras prefer black and white.
a zeal of zebras
Should you hang with a gang?
You might think it‘s cool, but what would you do,
With bunches of buffalo following you?
a gang of buffalo, dogs, elk
Should you tie a knot?
Tying a knot with a handful of snakes,
Would probably give you a case of the shakes.
a knot of snakes or toads
Should you hug a family?
Of course. Yes. Do it!
Hugging a family is always great fun,
Give each single person a squeeze one by one.
To avoid any screaming or unforeseen roars,
Make sure that the family you’re hugging is YOURS!